I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN
THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
(Source: tamayomeri, via fuckyeahloldemort)
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
(Source: poyzn, via deadlyspoons)
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
(via derp)
fuck
no character on tv will ever be as magical as the janitor
changing from jeans to pajama pants
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
(via laughcentre)
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
(via deadlyspoons)
